Tales of a restless mind

Autobiography Of Steven Dealtry- Part I

Hello, my name is Steven and I like horses.
I was brought up in a rural town called Coventry and My family owned a large farm which hosted a wide variety of animals. Being around animals at the age of puberty, influenced my sexual preference for animals, particularly horses. I love horse cock.
One time for a Birthday present, my friend Harry trained my horse to bang me in unexpected circumstances, for example when I am sleeping. I’ve never been happier and still crave for some of that horse sex now that I’m in Uni.
At school, I brought a badger to school and it died there and then. It made me question the reality of our universe and I got into deep philosophical discussions with my sister who was 3 years old. I was baffled by questions like “why do we have 5 fingers” and I am blown away by the fact that humans have legs.
What’s the point of having legs when we can travel by vehicle just fine?
My friend Kj, says its got something to do with evolution, but why would having legs have anything to do with a sports car?
I think the greatest invention ever created would have to be clothes. I mean when we were living with the dinosaurs, I never would have thought that the fluff on animals would have made us warm. Its funny when I think about humans making our clothes out of animal fluff, because afterwards they are the ones that need clothes. Because they are cold, obviously...
My parents have always told me that I was a smart boy and I believe that too. I mean an IQ of 70 must be quite something. A big number.

posted by Drunken Monkey @ 9:59 AM